Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Ross Levinsohn A Job
Hello from the Seychelles! I was interrupted during my morning para-scuba excursion with the news that Ross Levinsohn is leaving Yahoo! Is Yahoo! really that stupid? Every month it’s a new high level...
View ArticleRupert Murdoch’s Divorce
A fellow mogul is in pain today. Last night, I received a private TWEET from Rupert Murdoch – that after months of agonizing separation, he was filing for divorce from his wife Wendi Deng. Even though...
View ArticleManka Bros. Changes Management Structure
Good afternoon. Following a disastrous staff meeting with a roomful of idiots posing as my senior management team, I have decided to make a few changes to the organizational structure of Manka Bros....
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Offer James Schamus A Job
Good evening from Paris! I’m here to receive an Award from a French film society for all the Joey Levitch movies Manka Bros. produced over the past 50 years. Holy shit do they love Joey Levitch over...
View ArticleMIPCOM 2013 – Khan Manka, Jr. Media Mastermind Keynote Address
[The following is an unedited transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.’s Media Mastermind interview at MIPCOM 2013. An edited transcript will be released to the press when appropriate.] MIPCOM 2013 – KHAN MANKA,...
View ArticleOld Media Fights Back
“Generation C” can suck it. It’s time for Old Media to strike back against the bullshit that is “Generation C” and the power this group of slack-jawed dorks seems to have over the way we have done...
View ArticleThe Manka Bros. Holiday Party Is Cancelled
Good afternoon. For the second straight year, because it was a horrible year for the studio, I have cancelled the planned Holiday Party Extravaganza at the Downtown L.A. Live complex. Please inform...
View ArticleManka Bros. To ‘Bypass’ the Development Process
Good morning… Following Kevin Reilly’s (Fox) announcement that they will no longer be participating in the TV Pilot Season process (which we’ve all been doing in this town for the past 50 years or so),...
View ArticleProfits Up – Time For Cuts
Good morning. As many of you know, Manka Bros. had an excellent 2013 (mainly from the asbestos lawsuit payout from the state [yeah, baby!] and increased attendance at our Manka Fun Parks due to the new...
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Offer Kevin Reilly A Job
It has been brought to my attention that Kevin Reilly – the futurist former head of the Fox Broadcasting Company – has been forcibly removed from his post and is now looking forward to forcibly...
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